Malta has been overrun by super-powered beings. Is that a plane? No, it is another mutant flying through public airspace without a licence, acting as if they own the country – and that is the truth. ‘The Daily Dip’, founded and run by D. Desmond Debono, is a newspaper focused on spreading reality in a country brainwashed with the glitz and glamour of having super-strength, speed, or whatever ability it is that that radioactive ‘pastizz’ gave you. Wake up people!